Date: February 2021
Location: Somewhere under a Stay-At-Home order.
Given stay-at-home restrictions, we have had a lot of time on our hands here at Velomino HQ. Some of us have taken up new instruments (like the ukulele*) or have learned to skateboard**. Still others have spent all their hours working on alternate product descriptions for yet to be created Velominos! Here are a few more:
* Footnote - inspired by IZ!!!
** Footnote - ouch.
The Break Up
Boyfriend/girlfriend not calling you back? Wants to hang out with their friends but not you? Tells you they want to see other people because they think it will make your relationship stronger? When it’s time to crank up the Alanis Morrisette and dive face-first into a tub of chocolate peanut butter swirl ice cream,* The Break Up is for you. Silky smooth velour on the outside yet not-taking-this-sh*t-or-any-sh*t-for-that-matter-thank-you-very-much strong on the inside, The Break Up is perfect for lonely nights on the couch. So, curl up with your cat/dog/turtle and turn on The Notebook. You’ll show them.
* Footnote - professionally known as the best flavor of ice cream ever. Seriously. We used to work at an ice cream store in high school and chocolate peanut butter swirl was the one flavor which always sold out. Unlike, say, green pistachio (tl;dr: gross), which probably sold one scope all summer to a foreign tourist wearing a front-facing fanny pack who thought he was ordering mint chocolate chip (and who was about to be extremely disappointed).
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