Alternate Product Descriptions (March 2021)
Well - we are now in March and still wearing masks and social distancing but it feels like we are starting to see some flickers of light at the end of the tunnel - bars and restaurants are opening up (at least here in LA) and some kids are starting to go back to school. At VHQ we have been continuing to work on improving our customer experience and to that end, here are a few more alternate product descriptions! Let us know in the comments which ones should make it to The Show!
Soaring high above the earth with eyes like an eagle*, you see things that others can only dream of. You represent the highest ideals of a society that sets the tone for the rest of the world - the leader in science, the dramatic arts and participatory democracy. You also like to look good. For most people, it is hard to believe that a stylish Velomino velour tracksuit actually makes you fly higher and faster, but it doesn't surprise you in the least. You set yourself away from the pack. As the saying goes - while pigeons fly in flocks, Eagles fly alone.
*Footnote - Of course.
Sweat drips down your face as you complete your 10th mile but it is all good - this is just the warm-up. While most people train for months to complete a marathon - you use it as a way to get the blood pumping for the rest of your day. And of course - you are wearing your Velomino velour tracksuit. Pundits and "experts" say that you need to wear something aerodynamic when you run. But you feel like a brakeless bullet train when you are wearing your Velomino. And you look good too.
Gliding on to the wave like a knife into a well-worn sheath, you cut your 10" Rhino Chaser* into the 40 foot swell. Most people wouldn't even look at a wave this big much less try to surf it . For you, it's just another day at the office. Conventional wisdom says that one wears a wetsuit when surfing but you have never had much time for following the herd. You are wearing your ultra-comfortable Velomino velour tracksuit. That's because you like to stand tall and stand out. You wouldn't have it any other way.
*Footnote - https://www.redbull.com/za-en/big-wave-surfboards-explained
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